rookiemag: Valentine’s Candy Roundup IRA GLASS?!? IRA GLASS IS CONTRIBUTING TO MY FAVORITE ONLINE MAGAZINE?! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. STOP BEING SO COOL, ROOKIE.  Also he is the best because he is the first genuine taste-bud-equipped human being I have ever encountered who shares my view on Twizzlers—they look delicious but taste like drippings of wax pretending to be candy and you eat one and think “wtf was that? Maybe the next will be better.” So you finish the whole bag anyway and then you’re like “wtf. I want some candy.”

rookiemag:

Valentine’s Candy Roundup

IRA GLASS?!? IRA GLASS IS CONTRIBUTING TO MY FAVORITE ONLINE MAGAZINE?! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. STOP BEING SO COOL, ROOKIE. 

Also he is the best because he is the first genuine taste-bud-equipped human being I have ever encountered who shares my view on Twizzlers—they look delicious but taste like drippings of wax pretending to be candy and you eat one and think “wtf was that? Maybe the next will be better.” So you finish the whole bag anyway and then you’re like “wtf. I want some candy.”

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    IRA GLASS?!? IRA GLASS IS CONTRIBUTING TO MY FAVORITE ONLINE MAGAZINE?! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. STOP BEING SO COOL, ROOKIE....
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    omg ira glass is the best. i stand by twizzlers though! they’re good enough that i’ll eat a few but not so good that...
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    I was reading this is study and it was rather awkward because I kept laughing but I was sitting by myself. Damn reviews...
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    Con esto soy feliz; deberían regalarme uno éste 14 de febrero :c
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    How am I supposed to avoid going downstairs and eating all of the chocolate in my house when I have to look at photos...
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    i fuckin love these yo r